Lisa and Josh are two GenX siblings who still argue about
what happened in 1994 — but always show up.
No advice. No life hacks. Just honest conversation about the chaos of growing up and the weirdness of adulthood. Real talk. Zero chill. Full heart.
📊 Sibling Stats
(Unlicensed bios. Questionable facts. Full chaos.)
Lisa — Oldest Sibling, Overthinker in Chief
- Role: Older sibling. Emotionally stable–ish.
- Star Sign Leo: (The bold one. Not the chill one.)
- Vibe: Eldest daughter energy + recovering people-pleaser
- Signature Move: A 10-minute story that was supposed to be short
- Tagline: “Not yelling, just passionate.”
- Unhinged Opinion: Iced coffee is a personality, not a beverage.
- If BSW were a TV show: The chaotic therapist friend who gives great advice, then ignores it herself.
Josh — Little Brother, Low-Key Lore Master
- Role: Younger brother. Voice of reason. Sometimes.
- Star Sign Leo: (The quiet one who still wants to win.)
- Vibe: Surprisingly deep. Mildly unhinged.
- Signature Move: Responding with a question instead of an answer.
- Tagline: “Wasn’t listening but has thoughts.”
- Unhinged Opinion: Cheesecake can be a meal if the macros hit.
- If BSW were a TV show: The wildcard sibling who disappears for a week, then returns with a hot take.